you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
