You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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