perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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