New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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