That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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