i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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