Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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