Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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