I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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