I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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