He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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