her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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