I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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