Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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