I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
