; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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