Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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