: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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