Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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