awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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