no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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