Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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