Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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