she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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