did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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