this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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