U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You pole danced in your parka.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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