I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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