So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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