I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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