her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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