3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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