she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
