u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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