I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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