There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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