How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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