Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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