We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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