I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
