ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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