It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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