Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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