So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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