Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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