have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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