i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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