I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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