Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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