its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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